Because even when I want to be mad and throw a fit I’m always like “oh I can definitely try and suck up the pride, take a step back from the situation, be understanding” and I just hate knowing I am totally capable of setting my feelings aside even when I have every right to be mad.


yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

(via phuckyovibes)


mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via phuckyovibes)


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Red Reznikov + Nicky Nichols = paired by alliteration 

Maritza + Flaca = maracas, because Latinas; and because maracas come in pairs

Aleida Diaz + Daya Diaz = paired by meaning; Aleida is “small winged bird” while Daya is “bird of prey”

Taystee Jefferson + Poussey Washington = besides the “tasty pussy” reference, there’s George Washington and Thomas Jefferson - US Presidents, founding fathers, both from VA, both owned goo gobs of slaves and then changed their attitudes on slavery later in life



Alex Vause = from Vaux, which evolves from “faux” - “unreliable, false”

Suzanne Warren = “graceful lily” (Suzanne) and “protecting friend” (Warren); guess we get all the flower references 

Natalie Figueroa = straight Biblical; Figueroa translates to “fig tree,” as in the storied fig tree that was cursed for being barren 

Lorna Morello = literally “love lorn,” unhappy because of unrequited love; Morello is diminutive of moro/amoro - “love”